Back Again, Late and Uninvited: The Least Anticipated Knife Awards Show in the Industry
This year we sent out a survey to pick the best knives of the year, but the only response we got back was a dirty napkin that said “Tall Jeb says watch your back” written in purple sharpie. So we went back to our old method of getting drunk around a campfire and squinting at our knife collection until we arbitrarily decided what seemed better than any other knife we could think up in the moment.
If you’d like to have some frame of reference, you can check out the HIllbilly awards of years passed.
We won’t judge either way. We just do this to make our liquor and knife-collecting habits look more productive to our families.
Categories include:
Best Ratio of Knife Size to Name Length
Best Knife for Swaggerin’
Best Knife for Feuding with the Family in the Next Holler
This is funny stuff. Highly recommend.
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